Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:27 pm
brilliant story, was in town for the sesh and went out to literally every bar a could. accepted everytime with no hassle. go to the first club around midnight was kushty since the bouncers let me in a lot so he remembers the face, place was a bit shit on a friday night so was like lets go to the popular club that every cunts at. 2 bouncers to get through first one was almost too easy second one was the real problem. fat bitch looked like shrek standing there knockingback cunts left right and centre bitch gets to me double looks at me and goes sorry mate u cant get in, bitch wouldnt give my id back on request so while my mate was talking to her i thought of mr wilk's plan of what to do. a saw a gap where a could grab and run so a pooed in my underwear a wee bit and fucking grabbed it and run, decent night though thanks wilk only shit part was a junkie bumped my fags while i was in eh toilet left my wallet aswell n the cunt only took the fags lmao