honestly got fuckin ripped to shreds by dealers at the casino today

1) “Do you drive?” (in relation to the free parking) “oh wait no you have to be 17 to drive in the UK right?”

2) “You’re 16 but you look 12 in your photo”

3) “Bet you both used fake IDs to get in”

I’m gonna get this shit for the rest of the time I go there but jokes on them because I walked out with £100 profit today

I could tell he was joking but also probably about 40% serious & the funniest thing was that he got it completely spot on