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Not Strictly fake related but I was using a borrowed Id, at this point I was absolutely smashed and tried to get into a club, the bouncer asked for my middle name, well now I’m fucked, i take a gamble and say that I don’t have one? He just laughs and says ‘it’s Gareth by the way’ and let’s me on, so all good, till i try to go into a casino at 5am, bouncer asks for my name, me being abit special gives him the wrong name, he goes to ring the police, me being the one quick thinking little fucker I am try’s to run and hop over a balcony not realising it’s a 7-9 meter drop, luckily the drink hid the pain and I legged it the fuck outta their
DurexNotDrugs wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:42 pm
Not Strictly fake related but I was using a borrowed Id, at this point I was absolutely smashed and tried to get into a club, the bouncer asked for my middle name, well now I’m fucked, i take a gamble and say that I don’t have one? He just laughs and says ‘it’s Gareth by the way’ and let’s me on, so all good, till i try to go into a casino at 5am, bouncer asks for my name, me being abit special gives him the wrong name, he goes to ring the police, me being the one quick thinking little fucker I am try’s to run and hop over a balcony not realising it’s a 7-9 meter drop, luckily the drink hid the pain and I legged it the fuck outta their
Haha class, some bouncers really are fuckin sound aint they, and some really fuckin aren't.