Alright, so I went to Asda to grab 2 crates for some friends with my Citizen (My g0ds are fucked until reprints and legit just feel fake.) I walked in and went to the self service. The guy asks me for ID, I gave him the citizencard, he looks at it and instantly goes "No way you're that age" (Like yeah mate, that's why I have ID you shit head.) He instantly goes "Doesn't look real" and says he can't accept it. He gave me it back the mongoloid. I walk out, meet my friends and then the security lady who knows my mum (and my real age, didn't know she was working a shift) comes out and goes "Was that fake ID?" I was like no and she was like "You either give me it or we're calling the police" told her to fuck off and went to another shop and got served no questions asked. I'm sure she tipped the guy off because he was so adamant to say I'm not 18 and I don't look that age. She watched me get served in there the day before and didn't say anything to me either, just smiled. Think she ratted me out tbh. I'm just confused as to how some sweaty mong working in asda can "spot a fake" however bouncers who are trained to spot fake IDs somehow can't. What a cunt.
He was so fucking weird with it. He flipped it over and read the shit on the back of the card like he's never seen a CitizenCard before. The other shop has a CitizenCard as ID on the front door. They serve me no questions asked every time. The staff there are lovely, however their prices are a little bit higher than Asda's due to it being a smaller business. Got served in a BargainBooze for some apple sourz like an hour before that too.wilk007 wrote: ↑Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:13 amCunt probably read up on how to spot a fake so he can get his daily dose of power tripping teenagers to bring a sense of purpose to his meaningless existence.SabreTooth wrote: ↑Sun Jun 17, 2018 8:21 amAlright, so I went to Asda to grab 2 crates for some friends with my Citizen (My g0ds are fucked until reprints and legit just feel fake.) I walked in and went to the self service. The guy asks me for ID, I gave him the citizencard, he looks at it and instantly goes "No way you're that age" (Like yeah mate, that's why I have ID you shit head.) He instantly goes "Doesn't look real" and says he can't accept it. He gave me it back the mongoloid. I walk out, meet my friends and then the security lady who knows my mum (and my real age, didn't know she was working a shift) comes out and goes "Was that fake ID?" I was like no and she was like "You either give me it or we're calling the police" told her to fuck off and went to another shop and got served no questions asked. I'm sure she tipped the guy off because he was so adamant to say I'm not 18 and I don't look that age. She watched me get served in there the day before and didn't say anything to me either, just smiled. Think she ratted me out tbh. I'm just confused as to how some sweaty mong working in asda can "spot a fake" however bouncers who are trained to spot fake IDs somehow can't. What a cunt.
It's a piss take when they're threatening to phone the police or take my fake ID which they'll give to police anyways. I'd rather them not have something they can hold against me the daft cunts.