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Fucked up country

Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 6:57 pm
by ZS-SAS
Bit of a repeat of Wilk's story.

A friend of mine turns eighteen soon and the guy LOVES Jager, so I buy him a birthday card and go up to the counter and say
"Ahhh you got any Jagermeister mate?" he smiles and says yes, puts it down, scans it and it goes bleep as if it's asking to check for proof of age. He dismisses it and sells me the booze.

Drove to Morrisons for a meal deal because they are the undisputed king of meal deals like it's acc so good value, so got me food and the guy obviously fucking ID's me for the monster. I love it lol. Gave him the ol' g0d and he smiled and agreed about how ridiculous it all was.

Re: Fucked up country

Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 7:48 pm
by Runin28
One time I was buying some booze, had been working all night and this was 11:00 in the morning. So fucking tired I give the guy my real DL. He spends a solid minute bending it, scratching the surname, inspecting the holo (he may have just been putting on a show for the CCTV idk), flipping it over but then neglects to actually calculate my age from my real DOB, gives me the booze and the ID back and says have a good day.

Was shitting myself he'd break my g0d, but only realised my mistake once he gave me the ID back lol.

Re: Fucked up country

Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 10:06 pm
by Runin28
First time I ever saw a fake in the flesh was with a mate quite a bit older than myself at the time, it was an "international motorcycle permit" or something - looked like something from Superbad. It had been bought in about 2010 by his older brother.

He was super cocky (the ID made him 23), handed the ID over (I was at the counter with him) and without even taking another breath, the guy in the offie proceeded to writing "FAKE" in tippex on the card and handing it back with an evil smile on his cunty little face. The most amusing part of the story is that the tippex didn't stop us getting booze as we went down the road on the bus, got IDed again in a well-known-to-be-lenient shop, presented that and got served lol.